"Suffercation"

Have you heard the song Suffercation, no breathing?
Or felt the awful sensation of dry heaving?
Maybe you've felt a shortage of breath
Or maybe you feel like you've met your death
All these are present when you have a stalker
Unless its someone like Gaylord Focker
But if its not, beware run away!
For once they get there they usually stay!
And if you acknowledge them they'll stay all the time
But they're good for one thing
they're helping me rhyme!
So next time you feel this shortage of air
Just remember if you live they'll always be there.
-Chelsea Anne Ream